I didn't realize my toilet was dumb

by Jay, San Diego, Friday, March 13, 2026, 07:34 (76 days ago) @ River

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OT: Smart toilets - River, 2026-03-12, 19:07
- Think about how much time you will spend on it. - San Pedro, 2026-03-15, 07:52
- Three grand for a potty?? For what? - Jack, 2026-03-13, 13:28
  - Exactly, for 3 grand there better be a wipe feature included - hobbs, 2026-03-13, 13:49
    - There better be a reach around feature. - Grantland, 2026-03-16, 14:49
    - I mean, there kind of is - Captain Robb, 2026-03-13, 14:18
      - I just had to google this… - NDinVA, 2026-03-13, 14:32
        
        It's honestly life-changing, - Joe I, 2026-03-13, 14:44
        
        Agreed - Dallasdomer, 2026-03-14, 12:27
- I didn't realize my toilet was dumb - Jay, 2026-03-13, 07:34
  - This is my concern - hobbs, 2026-03-13, 08:58
  - Why else would it go into that line of work? - MattG, 2026-03-13, 07:44
    - AI can push sh*t into ceramic and PVC tubing. - Tim, 2026-03-13, 07:59
    - I don't think toilets should need an advanced degree - Jay, 2026-03-13, 07:56
      - My toilet is going to Cal Poly on a football scholarship. - San Pedro, 2026-03-13, 08:40
        
        You poured garbage on me, my wife and my little girl. - Chris, 2026-03-13, 09:57
      - They are all fighting our wars. - Grantland, 2026-03-13, 07:58
- We are doing a bathroom remodel right now - MattG, 2026-03-13, 05:24
  - This is my concern, as well. - River, 2026-03-13, 07:46
- I don't know anything about smart toilets, - oviedoirish, 2026-03-13, 04:55
- Get a Toto - Dallasdomer, 2026-03-12, 20:58
  - When you sit on your Toto, you'll know there's no place - BillyGoat, 2026-03-13, 09:24
    - If only they had one gilded in gold. - Joe I, 2026-03-13, 09:59
      - Sit on the golden commode - BillyGoat, 2026-03-13, 10:07
  - Seconded. - bpeters07, 2026-03-13, 08:07
  - We have two purchased 10yrs ago - hobbs, 2026-03-13, 00:48

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I didn't realize my toilet was dumb