I don't know anything about smart toilets,
by oviedoirish 
, Oviedo, Florida, Friday, March 13, 2026, 04:55 (76 days ago) @ River
but I highly recommend getting bidets. We got one on a whim, but we loved it so much that we added them to our other toilets. May sound funny, but you won't regret it. :-)
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- OT: Smart toilets -
River,
2026-03-12, 19:07
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- Think about how much time you will spend on it. - San Pedro, 2026-03-15, 07:52
- Three grand for a potty?? For what?
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Jack,
2026-03-13, 13:28
- Exactly, for 3 grand there better be a wipe feature included -
hobbs,
2026-03-13, 13:49
- There better be a reach around feature. -
Grantland,
2026-03-16, 14:49
- I mean, there kind of is -
Captain Robb,
2026-03-13, 14:18
- I just had to google this… -
NDinVA,
2026-03-13, 14:32
- It's honestly life-changing, -
Joe I,
2026-03-13, 14:44
- Agreed -
Dallasdomer,
2026-03-14, 12:27
- Agreed
- It's honestly life-changing, -
Joe I,
2026-03-13, 14:44
- I just had to google this… -
NDinVA,
2026-03-13, 14:32
- There better be a reach around feature.
- Exactly, for 3 grand there better be a wipe feature included -
hobbs,
2026-03-13, 13:49
- I didn't realize my toilet was dumb -
Jay,
2026-03-13, 07:34
- This is my concern - hobbs, 2026-03-13, 08:58
- Why else would it go into that line of work? -
MattG,
2026-03-13, 07:44
- AI can push sh*t into ceramic and PVC tubing. -
Tim,
2026-03-13, 07:59
- I don't think toilets should need an advanced degree -
Jay,
2026-03-13, 07:56
- My toilet is going to Cal Poly on a football scholarship. -
San Pedro,
2026-03-13, 08:40
- You poured garbage on me, my wife and my little girl. -
Chris,
2026-03-13, 09:57
- You poured garbage on me, my wife and my little girl.
- They are all fighting our wars. -
Grantland,
2026-03-13, 07:58
- My toilet is going to Cal Poly on a football scholarship. -
San Pedro,
2026-03-13, 08:40
- AI can push sh*t into ceramic and PVC tubing.
- We are doing a bathroom remodel right now -
MattG,
2026-03-13, 05:24
- This is my concern, as well. -
River,
2026-03-13, 07:46
- This is my concern, as well.
- I don't know anything about smart toilets, - oviedoirish, 2026-03-13, 04:55
- Get a Toto -
Dallasdomer,
2026-03-12, 20:58
- When you sit on your Toto, you'll know there's no place -
BillyGoat,
2026-03-13, 09:24
- If only they had one gilded in gold. -
Joe I,
2026-03-13, 09:59
- Sit on the golden commode -
BillyGoat,
2026-03-13, 10:07
- Sit on the golden commode
- If only they had one gilded in gold.
- Seconded. -
bpeters07,
2026-03-13, 08:07
- We have two purchased 10yrs ago - hobbs, 2026-03-13, 00:48
- When you sit on your Toto, you'll know there's no place -
BillyGoat,
2026-03-13, 09:24