UA is almost impossibly uncool.
by domer.mq 
, Thursday, June 11, 2026, 15:08 (7 days ago) @ HullieAndMikes
And I'm saying that in the shadow of their headquarters.
Kids would rather wear Reebok. And I don't think Plank can pull off a recovery.
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- Utah is dumping Under Armour -
domer.mq,
2026-06-10, 18:20
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- Anybody want to share key details of the break up?
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Domer99,
2026-06-11, 09:57
- Interesting. And there might be different mechanics -
BillyGoat,
2026-06-11, 07:46
- UA's survival may well hinge on keeping us in the portfolio -
Brendan,
2026-06-11, 09:03
- Depends, does Pete have kids who need a grift job? -
Savage,
2026-06-11, 10:40
- Depends, does Pete have kids who need a grift job?
- Maybe -
HullieAndMikes,
2026-06-11, 08:48
- UA is almost impossibly uncool. -
domer.mq,
2026-06-11, 15:08
- One of my favorite Onion headlines: - Bryan (IrishCavan), 2026-06-12, 07:07
- Better uncool than to have jock itch - HullieAndMikes, 2026-06-12, 05:10
- Nike has so many schools, what does "favored nation" -
BillyGoat,
2026-06-11, 09:43
- Does American football have an equivalent to the Predator? -
HullieAndMikes,
2026-06-11, 09:59
- Nope. The top priority is football. After that comes -
BillyGoat,
2026-06-11, 10:57
- Give me a few adizeros, I'll lead the lobbying effort -
HullieAndMikes,
2026-06-11, 12:17
- Give me a few adizeros, I'll lead the lobbying effort
- O'neill's then. -
IrishGuard,
2026-06-11, 10:03
- Nope. The top priority is football. After that comes -
BillyGoat,
2026-06-11, 10:57
- Does American football have an equivalent to the Predator? -
HullieAndMikes,
2026-06-11, 09:59
- UA is almost impossibly uncool. -
domer.mq,
2026-06-11, 15:08
- UA's survival may well hinge on keeping us in the portfolio -
Brendan,
2026-06-11, 09:03
- Anybody want to share key details of the break up?