"They're just as adept at playing football
as they are at coming up with conference tiebreakers", said one source on the Irish side. "We're still waiting for them to engineer a slate of byes that will keep their cherished members within three touchdowns of us. Guess they'll have to go back to the fellas in R&D on that. They can always keep themselves warm at night by looping to death that one game they actually won over on the only sports network that gets lower ratings with males 18-35 than the Hallmark Channel."
"Stop hitting yourself", the source added. "Why won't you stop hitting yourself".
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- some sort of ACC confab is going on -
Jay,
2026-05-12, 09:36
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- Speaking of the ACC... - BPH, 2026-05-13, 08:58
- Here is McMurphy's full article -
Domer99,
2026-05-13, 07:01
- The TV number commentary is some smooth-brained analysis. -
ReginaldVelJohnson,
2026-05-13, 08:39
- Speaking of... - Domer99, 2026-05-13, 09:09
- McMurphy's own commentary is almost as bad -
bpeters07,
2026-05-13, 08:01
- Completely f-ing irrelevant. - KGB, 2026-05-13, 08:53
- all the anonymous ACC quoting -
Jay,
2026-05-13, 08:42
- can KGB be the source?
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HumanRobot,
2026-05-13, 10:01
- "They're just as adept at playing football - KGB, 2026-05-13, 13:10
- “It is fun beating Narduzzi’s ass on a regular basis” - Jay, 2026-05-13, 10:15
- can KGB be the source?
- thanks for posting - Jay, 2026-05-13, 08:01
- The TV number commentary is some smooth-brained analysis. -
ReginaldVelJohnson,
2026-05-13, 08:39
- Please to explain what ND is "not paying" - KGB, 2026-05-12, 11:36
- Also, what 'Type of Guy' is even being conjured here? -
Mike (bart),
2026-05-12, 11:13
- I mean, could he maybe leave some cash on the nightstand? - Chris, 2026-05-12, 11:20
- Sounds like a Narduzzi quote - Jeremy (WeIsND), 2026-05-12, 11:09
- It is comical coming from the "J0in @ cOnFErENce" crowd - Domer99, 2026-05-12, 10:43
- The member that's holding the league together. -
Chris,
2026-05-12, 09:40
- We better run up the score every chance we get this season. -
San Pedro,
2026-05-12, 10:11
- ND averaged +25.8 MOV vs ACC teams last season - Jeff (BGS), 2026-05-12, 10:54
- We better run up the score every chance we get this season.