Bourbon people

by Jay, San Diego, Thursday, May 07, 2026, 12:17 (19 days ago)

Have you sampled this yet?

https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/2026/05/kash-patel-fbi-bourbon/687066

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accompanying note from Jeff Goldberg:

Three weeks ago, The Atlantic reported that FBI personnel are alarmed by what they say is erratic behavior and excessive drinking by the FBI’s director, Kash Patel. The story was based on information provided by 25 separate sources. Patel denied the allegations and filed a defamation suit against The Atlantic and the article’s author, Sarah Fitzpatrick, one of our many outstanding staff writers.

If Patel thought that he could intimidate The Atlantic by suing us, he was very, very wrong. We will fight this lawsuit aggressively—we have the truth, and very capable lawyers, on our side—and we are continuing to report on his leadership of the FBI. Just yesterday, hours after MS NOW reported that Fitzpatrick is the focus of a criminal leak investigation launched by the FBI, we posted her latest story on Patel.

In it, she reported that it is not unusual for Patel to travel with a supply of personalized branded bourbon. The bottles bear the imprint of the Kentucky distillery Woodford Reserve and are engraved with the words “Kash Patel FBI Director,” as well as a rendering of an FBI shield. Surrounding the shield is a band of text featuring Patel’s director title and his favored spelling of his first name: Ka$h. An eagle holds the shield in its talons, along with the number 9, a reference to Patel’s place in the history of FBI directors. Being the thorough, deeply reported magazine that we are, we obtained one such bottle. Here it is:

[A personalized bottle of Woodford Reserve bourbon engraved with the words “Kash Patel FBI Director,” as well as a rendering of an FBI shield, obtained by The Atlantic.]

The report that an Atlantic journalist is the focus of a criminal leak investigation, if confirmed to be true, is very disturbing. As Fitzpatrick’s colleagues Matt Viser and Shane Harris report, investigators rarely subpoena a reporter’s records, to avoid encroaching on journalism that is protected by the First Amendment. But MS NOW’s reporting suggests a reversal of the normal process, with investigators possibly beginning their work with Fitzpatrick.

This isn’t our first rodeo. We’ve faced extraordinary government pressure, and Trump-administration calumny, before. We live in a period in which some media organizations buckle under government pressure. I promise you that we will never give in. If a story is true, we will publish it.

And we will defend The Atlantic and its staff vigorously; we will not be intimidated by illegitimate investigations or other acts of politically motivated retaliation; we will continue to cover the FBI professionally, fairly, and thoroughly; and we will continue to practice journalism in the public interest.

The Atlantic has demonstrated for 169 years that it is committed to the values of democracy, accountability, and transparency, and we will stay true to this commitment. Nothing will deter us from our work.

Related: SNL had Aziz Ansari play him last week

by Greg, seemingly ranch, Thursday, May 07, 2026, 14:49 (19 days ago) @ Jay

Which was perfect

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The 2007 ND-UCLA game was a once in a lifetime experience, I hope

I'm actually not certain that this whole time, "Ka$h" hasn't

by BillyGoat @, At Thanksgiving with Joe Bethersontin, Friday, May 08, 2026, 06:56 (18 days ago) @ Greg

just been a bit by Aziz. With the bug-eyed expression, it's uncanny.

And Patel in the locker room at the Olympics was classic Tom Haverford.

"I'm a party scientist,

by Bryan (IrishCavan), Howth Castle and Environs, Friday, May 08, 2026, 07:09 (18 days ago) @ BillyGoat

and this is my laboratory."

That episode was great

by Jeff (BGS) @, A starter home in suburban Tempe, Thursday, May 07, 2026, 18:32 (19 days ago) @ Greg

The three skits from Rodrigo singing "My Room" to the cake to the birthday dinner were really really good.

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At night, the ice weasels come.

I'm consistently impressed by the comedy acting chops

by BillyGoat @, At Thanksgiving with Joe Bethersontin, Friday, May 08, 2026, 06:59 (18 days ago) @ Jeff (BGS)

of the women pop singers. Taylor was first to the party and is very good. Ariana Grande and Sabrina Carpenter are shockingly hilarious. And Rodrigo is pretty good too.

Aguilera before them

by Jay, San Diego, Friday, May 08, 2026, 09:41 (18 days ago) @ BillyGoat

and Selena Gomez is legit hilarious.

Gomez is terrific with Martin and Short.

by San Pedro @, More than 100 feet from Bob Davies, Friday, May 08, 2026, 10:40 (18 days ago) @ Jay

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Other than Swift, didn't they all start off as Disney actors

by Jeff (BGS) @, A starter home in suburban Tempe, Friday, May 08, 2026, 07:18 (18 days ago) @ BillyGoat

I'm impressed by them as well, comedy is difficult. I think a lot of the current pop stars of today started off as child actors on Disney, so they at least have experience to draw on.

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At night, the ice weasels come.

The way that self-righteous, indignant trash

by KGB, Belly o. the Beast, Thursday, May 07, 2026, 13:39 (19 days ago) @ Jay
edited by KGB, Thursday, May 07, 2026, 18:04

gravitates towards this White House as if pulled by a tractor beam is just wild. It's nothing but gauche, egotistical sociopaths all the way down. The smarmy condescension is what really grates on me, because there's not a single 100+ IQ among any of these fucking shysters. They're all working from the same handbook that says being aggressively shitty to everyone around you is a passable substitute for expertise.

He just used copperplate gothic bold and arial.

by MattG, Thursday, May 07, 2026, 13:30 (19 days ago) @ Jay

What an absolute fraud and failure this guy is.

So this was just him peeling the lables off and

by IrishGuard, Thursday, May 07, 2026, 15:11 (19 days ago) @ MattG

printing onto the bottle? Or was this a collab with Woodford Reserve?

Gut feeling that it’s a aftermarket printer

by MattG, Thursday, May 07, 2026, 21:42 (19 days ago) @ IrishGuard

Like, on the back of the bottle with a UV printer; but Ka$h would not be industrious enough to do it himself, it’s probably dropshipped with a design he uploaded.

In the article, Woodford says etchings are only aftermarket

by Joe I @, Thursday, May 07, 2026, 15:41 (19 days ago) @ IrishGuard

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I KNOW WHAT YOU DID

by Jay, San Diego, Thursday, May 07, 2026, 13:41 (19 days ago) @ MattG

I know its been said many times before

by Jeremy (WeIsND), Offices of Babip Pecota Vorp & Eckstein, Thursday, May 07, 2026, 12:38 (19 days ago) @ Jay

But its so damn tough to believe that most of the stuff coming from this administration is not written by the folks at the Onion. Personalized bourbon bottles with "Ka$h?" Come the fuck on.

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