so any of you who are casual fans, recent converts, or just futbol-curious might want to watch. The standout fixture is City-Arsenal on Sunday, which, while not necessarily a title-decider, sure feels like one, what with Arsenal's ongoing wobble and City's game in hand. A win for City could potentially see them go top by Wednesday, leaving Arsenal grasping to the fool's hope that Guardiola might drop points in late spring; a win for the Gunners puts them nine points clear with (presumably) one hand on the trophy. Smart money is on a dire draw, given Arteta's need for points and love of anti-football, but if you have Gooners in your life, you might want to check on them this weekend.

As a bonus, we also have the Merseyside Derby, Chelsea-United, Brentford-Fulham, and more of Tottenham's ongoing death spiral to look forward to, so there's loads of angst to go around.