Speaking from the heart of Evangelical Country…
They suck.
Shane had a funny line recently about all the Evangelicals eagerly awaiting Jesus’ second coming as Trump works to bring it about:
(Paraphrasing: “finally you guys wiped out that little girls’ school so I could return again to Earth. Been waiting a while for that.”)
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- Update on our government's lessons in theology. -
Grantland,
2026-04-16, 06:08
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- Hegseth quoted Jules from Pulp Fiction -
Jay,
2026-04-16, 07:21
- And lo, the Big Kahuna Burger was a tasty burger
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MattG,
2026-04-16, 07:50
- And in his wrath, the Father tomato trodeth upon -
IrishGuard,
2026-04-16, 08:06
- I saw that joke in Fox Force Five. - Grantland, 2026-04-16, 08:16
- And in his wrath, the Father tomato trodeth upon -
IrishGuard,
2026-04-16, 08:06
- Can that man get any stoopider? - Joe I, 2026-04-16, 07:46
- Not even 10 years ago, that would have been an Onion - BillyGoat, 2026-04-16, 07:39
- And lo, the Big Kahuna Burger was a tasty burger
- I'm learning SO much about my faith this week. -
BillyGoat,
2026-04-16, 06:15
- As a former Catholic -
Bryan (IrishCavan),
2026-04-16, 07:21
- The problem is, I don't think they do - Jack, 2026-04-16, 09:56
- I had to explain to someone - Silk, 2026-04-16, 08:26
- Speaking from the heart of Evangelical Country… - atxND, 2026-04-16, 08:22
- As a former Catholic -
Bryan (IrishCavan),
2026-04-16, 07:21
- Hegseth quoted Jules from Pulp Fiction -
Jay,
2026-04-16, 07:21