Update on our government's lessons in theology.
by Grantland, y'allywood, Thursday, April 16, 2026, 06:08 (4 days ago)
The Press = The Pharisees. According the Hegseth's Interpretation of the Book of Mark.
Hegseth quoted Jules from Pulp Fiction
by Jay, San Diego, Thursday, April 16, 2026, 07:21 (4 days ago) @ Grantland
rather than the actual scripture verse from Ezekiel.
https://www.mediaite.com/politics/pray-with-me-please-pete-hegseth-reads-fake-bible-quo...
And lo, the Big Kahuna Burger was a tasty burger
by MattG, Thursday, April 16, 2026, 07:50 (3 days ago) @ Jay
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And in his wrath, the Father tomato trodeth upon
by IrishGuard, Thursday, April 16, 2026, 08:06 (3 days ago) @ MattG
his slothful son, saying, "catch up!"
I saw that joke in Fox Force Five.
by Grantland, y'allywood, Thursday, April 16, 2026, 08:16 (3 days ago) @ IrishGuard
Quote it all the time!
Can that man get any stoopider?
by Joe I
, Thursday, April 16, 2026, 07:46 (3 days ago) @ Jay
The answer is likely yes, unfortunately.
Not even 10 years ago, that would have been an Onion
by BillyGoat
, At Thanksgiving with Joe Bethersontin, Thursday, April 16, 2026, 07:39 (4 days ago) @ Jay
headline.
And an exceptionally far-fetched one at that.
I'm learning SO much about my faith this week.
by BillyGoat
, At Thanksgiving with Joe Bethersontin, Thursday, April 16, 2026, 06:15 (4 days ago) @ Grantland
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As a former Catholic
by Bryan (IrishCavan), Howth Castle and Environs, Thursday, April 16, 2026, 07:21 (4 days ago) @ BillyGoat
who spent way too many years in Catholic schools, I'm enjoying the Evangelical vs. Catholics. Maybe some of the right wing Catholics will realize they have made strange bedfellows.
The problem is, I don't think they do
by Jack
, Thursday, April 16, 2026, 09:56 (3 days ago) @ Bryan (IrishCavan)
edited by Jack, Thursday, April 16, 2026, 10:04
I fully expect them to swallow whole the "it was a joke" or "It was me as a doctor" bullshit. Or worse, fully agree with Vance.
I had to explain to someone
by Silk, St. Louis, Thursday, April 16, 2026, 08:26 (3 days ago) @ Bryan (IrishCavan)
that this was an interesting battle. I don't know his religious background, if any, but he tried to conflate the Catholic Right with Evangelicals.
Uh, no. The Evangelicals have no time for Catholics, unless it's for their political benefit/increased power. So many of the hardcore Evangelicals don't even consider Catholics to be Christian.
You're right - strange bedfellows.
Speaking from the heart of Evangelical Country…
by atxND, Thursday, April 16, 2026, 08:22 (3 days ago) @ Bryan (IrishCavan)
edited by atxND, Thursday, April 16, 2026, 08:25
They suck.
Shane had a funny line recently about all the Evangelicals eagerly awaiting Jesus’ second coming as Trump works to bring it about:
(Paraphrasing: “finally you guys wiped out that little girls’ school so I could return again to Earth. Been waiting a while for that.”)