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Also known as...
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"F--- everyone who isn't us."
#Team128
I heard that and thought the same as you.
I thought Harris noticed too but left it alone.
I thought she definitely did.
Her ability to restrain herself was impressive.
The margin of victory will come from 800,000 Poles in
Pennsylvania, plus the Philadelphia vote, just like 2020.
Those meanies David Muir and Linsey Davis
The Notre Dame alum with the most punchable face is really up in arms that they called him out about that.
I’ve always thought her more of a Leninist
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Not unlike how he pronounces “Chee-ina”
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Instead he rehired Corey Lewandowski
Isn’t that who Kellyanne Conway had to rescue in 2016?
I think she almost did
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6 out of 8 by my count
On the last one, he wanted to, oh how he wanted to.
It is curious...
I haven't paid close attention, so maybe I'm missing it, but he doesn't seem to have a Kellyanne Conway really running the bus this time.
I keep reading that this time he and his campaign are "too online," and it sure seems true.
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You know what's funny?
They could very easily have blown the driver's license thing out of proportion, and it would have least been based in truth and less obviously absurd and racist.
They can't even fearmonger about immigrants in a normal way.
It could literally be the entire margin of victory
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Otherwise known as
the woman too crazy for MTG.
It could. God help us if it comes down to that
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My buddy has a mom and in-laws who live in Springfield.
Nobody's lives "have been ruined" by the influx of immigrants to the town. It does create some legitimate challenges to be managed, related to schooling and other issues as mundane as safe driving on the local roads (apparently the law allows for driver's licenses to be issued to immigrants without actually passing the standard written & road tests). But let's not kid ourselves -- it could have been 15k white people dropped into a city of 60k, and it would still present a major challenge to the local infrastructure.
Also, that bearded twat doesn't give a solitary fuuuuuck about anything happening in Ohio. I guarantee that whatever meme metastasized on the internet was the first he acknowledged anything going on in little ol Springfield.
Also also, I love that people like JV are suddenly concerned about the well-being of...geese? Seriously? Anybody thinning the heard on that front is welcome in my community tomorrow.
Laura Loomer flew w/ him yesterday
And accompanied him and Vance to the 9/11 ceremony today.
wtf
Your congressional district electoral vote could even matter
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If there's one thing JD Vance is good at
it's finding himself at the bottom of a hole and continuing to dig.
The man couldn't find his way out of a hard-to-achieve fuck-up if you gave him a map and foresight.
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"Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." - Yeats
I couldn't get past the image in my head of the old SNL
"Kicker Shuffle."
jfc, Vance kept digging on CNN afterwards
And sending Abdul a picture of his house.
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I really want the Taliban story to be true
Because it's a combination of a cheesy mob movie and something out of Veep.
I keep chuckling at the idea of Trump yelling "figure it out, Abdul!" over the phone to some Taliban goon that isn't named Abdul.
Mr. Hutz, do you have any evidence at all?
Well, your honor, we have plenty of hearsay and conjecture, those are *kinds* of evidence...
FIG THING!!!!
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respec
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was picturing Lovitz as Dukakis
"I can't believe I'm losing to this guy"
In my head she wanted to call him a MFer.
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Payouts
1-1: Insists he’s not weird but Harris is.
Don't think this one hit?
2-1: Rambles on incoherently about something completely unrelated to the question and unintelligible.
Hit on about 95% of the questions. Should've been 1/9 odds.
5-2: Goes off that he won in 2020.
Hit.
5-1: Leaves the lectern and stalks around the stage.
Didn't hit.
6-1: Calls Harris unintelligent, dumb or stupid.
Hit - he referred to Biden and Harris jointly as "weak and stupid."
8-1: Starts talking about Haitians eating pet cats in Springfield OH.
Well, he said dogs, but I'll say hit.
10-1: Questions whether Harris is Black.
Oh buddy did he.
50-1: calls Harris the N word
No, but I'll be he thought about it. And she almost called him a POS, lol.
Could've made a lot of money.
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"Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." - Yeats
Thanks Stefon
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I think the children like it when I "get down" verbally.
He's not a serious person...
anyone with two brain cells to rub together can see that, but there's an awful lot of people with just one brain cell banging around in their skull trying to find a playmate. Too many.
I'm wondering what someone like Steve Schwartzman is thinking right now - someone who should really know better... I'm embarrassed for someone like that.
New York’s hottest club is DEBATE
It has everything. Aliens eating dogs, a performance by the J6 choir, Viktor Orban, conversion caravans…..
You mean a conversion van?
No::,, You know; it’s that thing…. Where illegal migrants get intentionally apprehended and incarcerated in order to get bottom surgery on the taxpayer dime….
Nope. They will triple down on the SAVE act as part of the
government funding bill. And try to tee things up so that they can argue that the democrats are opposing including SAVE as part of the funding conclusively proves that they've thrown the border open wide so they can get more illegals in the country to vote.
Obviously, that argument is preposterous to any sane, educated, and informed person. But I don't think there are all that many of those folks still undecided.