FU - Weekend Questions for our soccer-forward folks...

by BillyGoat @, At Thanksgiving with Joe Bethersontin, Monday, July 13, 2026, 06:43 (9 days ago)

Is that what it's always like to watch Haaland? I read the posts below, and someone said that he doesn't do anything on defense (which I took to mean the version of defense that most strikers seem to play) and that he can't create his own chances. That dude moved less than the maple tree in my front yard for like 100 of the 105 minutes he was in the game. He didn't seem to even do much of anything to create better angles for his teammates to get the ball in to him -- especially on that one break. Nor did he do much of anything to make the defense pay attention to him during "half court" offense. I haven't seen any reports of an injury. But he was so underwhelming that I (as pretty much exclusively la World Cup soccer fan) had to go to YouTube to see that he's actually good -- and his club highlights are absolutely preposterous.

I'm certainly someone for whom a little knowledge is a dangerous thing. But one of you smart posters said below that the best way for England to shut Haaland down was to lock down the guys trying to serve it into the box for him. Those Norwegian players were pretty fast in a straight line, but they seemed to lack size and physicality to retain possession, as well as enough skill to beat the England defenders and create space. Haaland didn't do anything, but there were almost no balls into the box for him to do anything with.

Which is sort of a chicken-egg thing. If Haaland was doing more off the ball -- even just like 10% of what a prime Steph Curry would do to occupy the off-ball defenders -- would that have helped his teammates with the service?


Thoughts on the officiating in Argentina-Switzerland? I didn't get to watch, but based on the articles I read, it sounded like some very questionable stuff.

I’ve been thinking (& reading) about this for a bit

by Mark, Tuesday, July 14, 2026, 05:37 (8 days ago) @ BillyGoat
edited by Mark, Tuesday, July 14, 2026, 05:50

I think Haaland grew frustrated with his team’s lack of delivery to him. He’s still young/ on the front side of the middle of his career.

I saw a decent defense of Sorloth’s failure to get the pass to Haaland. An old premier league keeper came forward and said the English defender deserves credit for covering the passing lane that Sorloth needed to use to get the ball to Haaland. But when the play happened I remember thinking that was the type of play Messi would have nutmegged the defender and made a perfect pass to Haaland. Its a tough play, but it comes down to timing. You time the defenders step and place the ball just to the inside of the leg that the defender just stepped to the ground with (ie all the defender’s weight is on that leg).

Essentially, the pass could have been made by a more creative player, but the old GK is right, the defense was pretty good vs Haaland & Norway.

I’m bummed to see Norway go, bc I think its good for more teams to get to the Final 4, but the result is extremely common. All 4 teams in the Final Four have won a WC before … and it feels to me like that’s the most common result in WC runs. Its really tough for new nations to break through.

As for the physicality of the play (as discussed lower in this thread), I agree that England flopped on Haaland’s push (that caused a Norwegian goal to be called back), but I also agree it was bad that Haaland didnt see it coming and avoid the call. FWIW, I did think Norway lost its aggressiveness and werent creative enough or risky enough to just send constant balls in to Haaland (like they should have). I really thought Norway’s defense/ defensive midfield played scared. They were afraid to turn (and play downfield) with the ball at their feet. They constantly played the ball back to a safe player behind them. Well you cant win if you dont shoot the damn ball. So that was crap play imo. Not sure if it was their coaching guidance or just a bunch of players afraid to make an error. Regardless, it was tough to watch knowing they have the most lethal goal scorer on their front line.

On the tackles, the general rule is that tackles from behind the ball carrier almost always get cards, bc the dribbler cant see it coming and cant protect himself from the defensive attack. However, historically (ie when I was playing regularly 10+ years ago), if the tackler (1) gets to the ball first and (2) doesnt have the bottom of his cleats exposed to the ball carrier, then its considered a clean tackle and there’s no foul. So the defensive player needs to get 2 things done right to avoid getting called.

As for all the pushing/ holding/ hooking/ shirt pulling … some of that was pretty crazy and the refs need to get out in front of it and start handing out yellow cards before the play gets out of hand. The thing to look for is a bent elbow. If someone is pushing and their elbow is bent, that used to be a sign that you would get called for the foul. We always taught kids to foul by keeping your arm straight, but pushing your hand off the opposing players hip. That way you could move the opposing player off the ball but it didnt look like a foul, bc your elbow wasnt sticking in to that player. But in this WC, I’m not sure what the guidelines are anymore, some of the physical play looks like fouls that arent being given yellow cards. I really dont know what to make of it. I will add that the pulling is really well done (ie they do it in a way that is usually blocked from the refs seeing the pull). Dont doubt a quality player’s ability to understand the refs viewing angle and have a feel for when they can get away with a shirt pull at an angle the ref cant see. Some of it has been egregious, but also well done. There’s an art to it and its clear some players are aware of that art.

Keep in mind, these are fouls you make in midfield and not when defending in your own box, as you dont want to give up a PK. Its good to make the foul to stop a breakaway, but bad if you do it in a part of the field that gives up a direct goal scoring opportunity.

I was rooting pretty damn hard for Egypt.

by Grantland, y'allywood, Tuesday, July 14, 2026, 06:23 (8 days ago) @ Mark

Thanks for the rules opinion.

Rules wise it seems a relatively straightforward game.

I can't recall where I read it but there's a few articles...

by Domer99, John Wesley Powell's Expedition Island, Monday, July 13, 2026, 13:28 (9 days ago) @ BillyGoat

..about it. Messi plays in the same sort of style. NYT measures that he is walking 2/3rds of the game. But even when he is walking he is strategic. Obviously, Messi is a different player and has a different style but he's never going to get confused for being a defensive stopper. But he moves with purpose.

But all that said, Haaland did enough to win that game. Had Alexander Sorloth passed the ball instead of try to be the hero then we might not be having this discussion.

Some more links

by bobbywal, Oak Park, Monday, July 13, 2026, 14:05 (9 days ago) @ Domer99

Is this another hot dog joke at my expense?

by BillyGoat @, At Thanksgiving with Joe Bethersontin, Monday, July 13, 2026, 14:07 (9 days ago) @ bobbywal

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haha

by bobbywal, Oak Park, Tuesday, July 14, 2026, 10:43 (8 days ago) @ BillyGoat

I think you broke the board

this was funny.

by Grantland, y'allywood, Tuesday, July 14, 2026, 07:26 (8 days ago) @ BillyGoat

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Funny like how? Like I'm a clown? Like I amuse you?

by BillyGoat @, At Thanksgiving with Joe Bethersontin, Tuesday, July 14, 2026, 07:27 (8 days ago) @ Grantland

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O fuck. I'm sorry. Are you Italian? I didn't say you were

by Grantland, y'allywood, Tuesday, July 14, 2026, 07:31 (8 days ago) @ BillyGoat
edited by Grantland, Tuesday, July 14, 2026, 08:27

funny. I said you were a cocksucker, Paisono.

$1 in jay bucks to the first who gets that one.

Lordy, I'm taking fire in multiple threads. Tough board. And

by BillyGoat @, At Thanksgiving with Joe Bethersontin, Tuesday, July 14, 2026, 07:43 (8 days ago) @ Grantland

for the record, I'm not Italian. I'm a Luxembourger. No touchy the Duchy.

We only tease the ones we love.

by Grantland, y'allywood, Tuesday, July 14, 2026, 08:08 (8 days ago) @ BillyGoat
edited by Grantland, Tuesday, July 14, 2026, 08:25

Answer to my movie reference (edited to shorter one):


Yes, that's what it's like to watch Haaland

by HCE, Monday, July 13, 2026, 07:05 (9 days ago) @ BillyGoat

He is lethal at City because he is surrounded by world class players who provide service, control the midfield and the wings, and do all the pressing and counterpressing. Get him the ball, and he'll score; keep the ball away from him, and he's a Viking statue with impressive hair.

FWIW, I'm not knocking him: he's better at finishing than anyone else on earth, but that really is all he can do.

IMO, Haaland was also totally cooked

by hobbs, San Diego, CA, Monday, July 13, 2026, 07:24 (9 days ago) @ HCE
edited by hobbs, Monday, July 13, 2026, 07:30

He was Norway's only real threat and he had to play, and expend energy, almost every minute of Norway WC run with little margin for rest.

Four of Norway's final five games were decided by 1 goal (4-1 France was the only blowout) and IIRC a couple of those games went to extra time.

So I cut Erling some slack because unlike Mbappe or Kane he didn't have anyone to take some of the burden off him.

In fairness, maybe not just fatigue, either. The combination

by BillyGoat @, At Thanksgiving with Joe Bethersontin, Monday, July 13, 2026, 07:57 (9 days ago) @ hobbs

of heat and fatigue may have had a greater impact on someone from Norway.

That's a really good point.

by hobbs, San Diego, CA, Monday, July 13, 2026, 08:26 (9 days ago) @ BillyGoat

It was 92f when the game began. With the humidity factored in it was 104 degrees. That's quite a adjustment for someone use to Manchester/lower Norway (which is actually North of Scotland) weather.

I'm from Jamaica, South Florida heat & humidity made short work of me. The difference is Carribean Islands get breezes off the ocean. In Miami the air doesn't seem to move at all.

And storms had apparently just gone through, which only

by BillyGoat @, At Thanksgiving with Joe Bethersontin, Monday, July 13, 2026, 09:05 (9 days ago) @ hobbs

makes humidity worse, as the heat draws even more moisture off the wet ground.

The thing is, though, couldn't he do a bit more? At least in

by BillyGoat @, At Thanksgiving with Joe Bethersontin, Monday, July 13, 2026, 07:13 (9 days ago) @ HCE

terms of off-ball movement? He's clearly athletic, and he understands the game. I'm sure he could do it -- at least sometimes, when his team really needs it. Based on the talent difference between his teammates and elite national teams, he will need to start doing that if he cares at all about his standing in soccer's pantheon.

I don't care if he plays any defense. And it doesn't matter if he can't create. He just doesn't seem complete in his role. He looked like Shaq, if Shaq just stood in the middle of the lane and let the defense surround him.

HCE is exaggerating a bit.

by PMan @, The Banks of the Spokane River, Monday, July 13, 2026, 07:23 (9 days ago) @ BillyGoat

City under Guardiola would often press high, and Haaland’s speed and length were important parts of that press.

I am less knowledgeable than you.

by Grantland, y'allywood, Monday, July 13, 2026, 06:54 (9 days ago) @ BillyGoat

But they did take him out of the game at extra time which seemed to suggest he may have been hurt.

On officiating in general, can someone please explain it to me? Guys get mauled, held, pushed down (most obviously on corners) and not called. Though Haaland did get called for a push. I get get a feel for when stuff should be called or not.

The Haaland push was a dumb move by him. He got baited

by BillyGoat @, At Thanksgiving with Joe Bethersontin, Monday, July 13, 2026, 07:03 (9 days ago) @ Grantland

by the defender, and the defender timed his flop perfectly with Haaland's shove. If Haaland intended a 2-arm shove, then that's dumb and has got to be something that VAR is going to pick up every time. I think it's more likely he intended to "bang" like in the post in basketball, but when the defender offered zero resistance, it looked worse than it was. Either way, he's got to be smarter in such an important moment.

An injury is certainly possible. I don't know the soccer culture around such things. But in US pro sports, there would have been a postgame announcement of that fact -- if not some performative dugout therapy -- to protect your star's reputation.

Agreed. What about my more general q? Is it just

by Grantland, y'allywood, Monday, July 13, 2026, 07:18 (9 days ago) @ BillyGoat

that I have not watched enough soccer? I see shirts being pulled and tugged all the time with no calls. And guys holding others down from behind.

I follow the open field fouls, but a lot of the skirmishes I do not get. Also on long goal kicks.

Yeah. It seems like there is incredible emphasis on nuances

by BillyGoat @, At Thanksgiving with Joe Bethersontin, Monday, July 13, 2026, 07:23 (9 days ago) @ Grantland

of slide tackles. And I understand how those plays could result in injury.

But there has been a huge amount of obvious grabbing and other seemingly aggressive conduct that seems like it should be illegal. I mean sure, if you hook an arm or grab a jersey in close quarters, chances are the ref can't possibly see it. But I'm surprised that hooking an arm over a guy's shoulders and using that to keep them from getting the ball isn't a foul. Ditto for a guy in position to receive a long goal kick, but a defender just plows through them from behind.

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