This had me very confused until
I realized it's some sloppy AI generator.
https://nationaltoday.com/us/in/south-bend/news/2026/04/04/notre-dame-football-player-e...
lots of ND-related garbage out there
There are entire FB feeds full of made-up stories and quotes about ND sports. Unfortunately friends, and friends of friends, reshare them all the time, thinking they are real.
Kind of wish Jordan Cornette's twitter post was fake.
by San Pedro 
, More than 100 feet from Bob Davies, Monday, April 06, 2026, 11:13 (52 days ago) @ Jay
Sampson jumped on it today as proof that the administration isn't supporting men's basketball.
It's certainly probable that the program would benefit
by BillyGoat , At Thanksgiving with Joe Bethersontin, Monday, April 06, 2026, 11:15 (52 days ago) @ San Pedro
from additional financial support.
But no sane person can watch these three seasons of basketball and think, "Golly, they can't afford much talent, but at least they are really well coached."
I read bullshit like this every single day
Blandly competent and correctly punctuated prose that says nothing of import, based on nonexistent information gleaned from nonexistent sources, is the way of the future. Just ask my students. Or my bosses.
I know I'm a broken record on this stuff, but every time I encounter this sort of garbage--which, again, is every single day--I get the last four lines of "The Hollow Men" stuck in my head.
Same as always. Before AI, there were NYT columnists.
by nedhead , Monday, April 06, 2026, 19:07 (52 days ago) @ HCE
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