found this explanation much more insightful

by Jay, San Diego, Monday, March 16, 2026, 10:33 (16 days ago) @ HCE

(kidding, great stuff HCE)

https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-sinners

Sinners, the new movie from Ryan Coogler starring Michael B. Jordan, has received widespread praise from critics and audiences. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the film.

Q: What is Sinners about?

A: America’s inability to discuss its complex racial history without bringing the Irish into things.

Q: Has Sinners broken any box office records?

A: It is the highest-grossing Black Southern gothic vampire horror musical fantasia of 2025.

Q: What are the vampires in the film meant to represent?

A: Werewolves.

Q: Who is the movie for?

A: Anyone who doesn’t want to be left out of conversations for the next three months.

Q: Will Sinners have a sequel?

A: If they can figure out how to get a third Michael B. Jordan on screen, sure.

Q: Are the vampires in the movie real?

A: We’re almost positive they aren’t.

Q: When will Sinners be streaming?

A: It will likely be available on Max in July, you lazy, cheap son of a bitch.

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I haven’t seen One Battle After Another - Jack, 2026-03-15, 21:11
- Dune 3 trailer is out! - MattG, 2026-03-17, 15:30
  - I'm sure he could change his mind - Jeremy (WeIsND), 2026-03-17, 15:56
    - Yes - and also the books get less audience friendly - MattG, 2026-03-17, 16:16
      - Those books probe interesting questions - IrishGuard, 2026-03-17, 17:51
        
        I don’t get how these movies work so well - MattG, 2026-03-18, 04:16
        
        I like the movies - Jay, 2026-03-19, 12:09
        
        The way I look at it - Jeremy (WeIsND), 2026-03-19, 12:15
      - "less audience friendly" is a kind way to put it. - nedhead, 2026-03-17, 16:43
- you know what was really good in the show last night - Jay, 2026-03-16, 17:58
- I highly recommend it. - oviedoirish, 2026-03-16, 08:35
- other BP nominees - Jay, 2026-03-16, 07:52
  - Notes on all of them - Mike (Embrey), 2026-03-16, 10:01
    - These are good notes - bobbywal, 2026-03-16, 19:12
    - great note on the Hamnet Globe sequence - Jay, 2026-03-16, 10:10
      - I fell asleep for Frankenstein. - domer.mq, 2026-03-16, 16:37
      - P.S. see "The Bride!" - Jay, 2026-03-16, 10:14
  - We discussed Marty Supreme in an aside - KGB, 2026-03-16, 08:22
  - Sinners was really fun for us Irish studies types - HCE, 2026-03-16, 08:13
    - that sounds great - Jay, 2026-03-16, 08:20
      - But the vampires are where the Irish stuff comes in - HCE, 2026-03-16, 08:57
        
        found this explanation much more insightful - Jay, 2026-03-16, 10:33
        
        That's great color. - KGB, 2026-03-16, 09:14
  - brief "Train Dreams" discussion here: - PMan, 2026-03-16, 07:55
    - I knew the producer back in the day-Teddy Schwarzman - atxND, 2026-03-16, 08:45
    - I really liked it. - San Pedro, 2026-03-16, 08:07
    - I wish I had caught it on the big screen - Jay, 2026-03-16, 07:56
      - Our one art house theatre showed it to packed audiences. - PMan, 2026-03-16, 08:01
        
        I want to open a single screen theater - Jay, 2026-03-16, 08:12
        
        A Cinema Paradiso of sorts? - Grantland, 2026-03-18, 09:03
        
        Funny you mention Malick - Mike (Embrey), 2026-03-16, 10:15
- I am with those that were unimpressed - terribletr, 2026-03-16, 07:06
- I thought it was uneven. - San Pedro, 2026-03-16, 06:37
  - Weapons was one of my favorites - Jay, 2026-03-16, 07:28
    - We really enjoyed it too. - oviedoirish, 2026-03-16, 16:38
    - Much better than Sinners IMO - KGB, 2026-03-16, 07:59
      - I went in totally cold - Jay, 2026-03-16, 08:05
        
        The POV shifts were a great touch, too. - KGB, 2026-03-16, 08:12
      - Agree on Sinners. I really liked the opening stretch. I wish - BillyGoat, 2026-03-16, 08:04
        
        I wanted to hear the full story of two brothers - Jay, 2026-03-16, 08:07
        
        It's his Trojan Horse - domer.mq, 2026-03-16, 08:11
        
        The Color Purple meets from Dusk til Dawn - San Pedro, 2026-03-16, 08:09
- I wasn't impressed - HCE, 2026-03-16, 06:25
- it's PTA, so it's always worth a look - Jay, 2026-03-16, 06:17
  - I just can never seem to get there with his stuff - Jeremy (WeIsND), 2026-03-16, 07:28
    - I think people are enamored with his style and flourishes - Jay, 2026-03-16, 07:48
      - I know this is a very contrarian-douche thing to say - KGB, 2026-03-16, 08:06
        
        no, I totally agree - Jay, 2026-03-16, 08:08
        
        If anyone other than DDL was playing that role - Jeremy (WeIsND), 2026-03-16, 08:31
        
        Agree on both. - KGB, 2026-03-16, 14:38
- It's excellent. - domer.mq, 2026-03-16, 05:16
- I watched it on a plane recently. - nedhead, 2026-03-15, 21:27
  - I really liked One Battle - Dallasdomer, 2026-03-16, 05:14
- I only saw it and Sinners. - Silk, 2026-03-15, 21:22

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found this explanation much more insightful