If you're planning on the standard double burrito Chipotle lunch the next couple days and booking a few trips to the "porcelain library," I've got the traveling literature for you.

http://weisnd.blogspot.com/2009/04/weisnd-roundtable-blue-gold-game.html

To say it's a long-winded tome is an understatement seeing as it clocks in with over 14,000 words. But if you like your thoughts on Irish spring ball to be like the proverbial burrito as big as your head, then chow down.