"Weis Releases B&G Game Rules" with a list of progressively more absurd rule modifications, all starting with the actual rule that OL can't cut block but must yell out "cut!"

or...

"Manti Decides to Go On Mission Before Enrolling at ND."

The first was getting pretty creative. The 2nd could well have sent people into a tailspin considering our (unexpected) success with "Lou Holtz to ND as AD" last year.

But then my kid got sick, so rather than blog, I rocked her from 10 to 5 last night.

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Sometimes I rhyme slow sometimes I rhyme quick.

At one of the society's sessions a Fordham economics professor named Kenneth Yorik delivered a report entitled Who's Up First: A Stochastic Ergonometric Model of On-Base-Percentage Optimization. It was a cheerfully abstruse attempt to devise a batting order that would most often bring table-setting batters to the plate at the beginnings of innings. Yorik mentioned that in studying the scorecards he had kept throughout the 2002 season, he had noticed that the incidence of what he called LOOFA (for Lead Off/Outstanding Fielding Alignment) was "nowhere near frequent enough to be called 'often,' much less 'so often'-in fact, the frequency was rather low."

"Kenneth, what is the frequency?" asked someone.

Alas, said Yorik, that which should so often have happened had happened only slightly more than 3.31% of the time.

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"Who's Up First"

"what's the frequency, Kenneth?"

"Alas, said Yorik"

"LOOFA" (read it backwards)