Per Jason Sapp, the announcement is back on!

Everyone to Kyrene de la Esperanza, stat.

Tags:
glockenspiel

locked

2291 views

- No text -

locked

1805 views

- No text -

locked

1761 views

what's the recruiting equivalent of being a masochist? Is that just being an ND fan?

locked

1873 views

and it is ruled complete. Even then, I will need to see it in a box score.

locked

1805 views

[image]

locked

1802 views

- No text -

locked

1776 views

- No text -

locked

1765 views

Time for DANCING FUCKING EWOKS. No wait. DANCING GIZMO

[image]

locked

1826 views

#batteredNDfansyndrome

locked

1945 views

- No text -

locked

1822 views

If you shoot him he wins....

/Morgan the Free Man
/Keenan Revue

locked

1810 views

It's not "Orifices, Orifices, Orifices" but damn fine work none the less

locked

1803 views

Mastercheese Theater
Book Club
Keenan Labs
End of the Affair
Casting Call

Of course, I'm heavily biased on the last three.

locked

1772 views

Guess Who's Coming to Dinner
Worst SYR Date Ever
Jingle
La Magician Triste

locked

1755 views

These are up there too:

Guess who's coming to dinner - So, God, where are you from...originally?
Elegant Prospect - Like the millstone grindeth meat!
La Magician Triste - (THINK PIECE!)

Lest we forget-

Big Fat Jesus - They make fun of tall kids, BUT THEY CRUCIFY FAT PEOPLE!
Dwarf Invasion - Dress rehearsal bootleg cut

FAT JESUS!

locked

1716 views

I was honored to be part of guess who's coming to dinner. The kid who wrote that was talented enough to be professionally funny.

locked

1772 views

And you are?

locked

1700 views

Super Domestic Abuse Brothers - quite possibly the least offensive skit that year
The Haiku short
The one where Bart spoke gibberish in an Italian accent for 5 minutes.

locked

1775 views

Andres and Vincennes.

For you guys it was just a skit. For me, it was a live action documentary.

Man was that thing hit or miss. At any given time 27% of the auditorium was straight-up dying of laughter while the other 73% sat in confused silence.

locked

1733 views

Yous guys got any Minestrone?

What its good for you! Its got noodles its got vegetables...ah wait I brought a termos (sic).

locked

1704 views

- No text -

locked

1743 views

Dear Diary...

locked

1724 views

- No text -

locked

1691 views

- No text -

locked

1762 views

- No text -

locked

1694 views

That's not our son's name....

locked

1725 views

locked

1750 views

Also, lets not forget ND Marching Band : behind the music

It didnt make any bloody sense, man. It was all flippin' drums!

locked

1706 views

- No text -

locked

1689 views

Brad Pitt's finest moments as an actor

locked

1753 views

- No text -

locked

1772 views

- No text -

locked

1764 views

With no quotes.

I have no idea how they know, but they're saying it.

locked

1875 views

- No text -

locked

1786 views

Fox Sports AZ just told him to pound sand, they ain't coming back.

locked

1930 views

- No text -

locked

1762 views

- No text -

locked

1792 views

Fuzzy 'nuff fo ya?

locked

1843 views

- No text -

locked

1803 views

And yet, somehow it keeps getting better.

Oh, you just know he's going to Arizona at this point. But the hilarity is so bad I just don't care.

locked

1891 views

Davonte and RR will be singing some Groban for us.

locked

1792 views

- No text -

locked

1785 views

- No text -

locked

1768 views

Glock duet: Rodriguez and Neal playing Lift you up.

locked

1770 views

- No text -

locked

1730 views

...will go together and not refer to Miami.

locked

1770 views

- No text -

locked

1766 views

- No text -

locked

1843 views

- No text -

locked

1753 views

Chris, I think we need to have a little talk...

locked

1790 views

- No text -

locked

1724 views

- No text -

locked

1812 views

Kidding, but you wouldn't be surprised, would you?

locked

1864 views

He has notes from ND and AZ with three boxes:

WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME

__ YES

__ NO

__ MAYBE

(NOTE: DONT PICK MAYBE)

locked

1799 views

- No text -

locked

1787 views

- No text -

locked

1752 views

WHEEEEEEEEE

locked

1764 views

- No text -

locked

1807 views

- No text -

locked

1761 views

the incessant transfer speculation if he chooses ND?

"I saw Davonte grimace walking towards the Gug. So he SO out of here!"

locked

1810 views

He gone, and once again that fucking mick can't keep players happy.

locked

1788 views

- No text -

locked

1745 views

[image]

I'm going with, YUP!

locked

1809 views

- No text -

locked

1777 views

- No text -

locked

1812 views

- No text -

locked

1823 views

- No text -

locked

1813 views

- No text -

locked

1744 views

*Rimshot*

locked

1804 views

- No text -

locked

1843 views

GET THE GODDAMN GLOCKENSPIELS!!!!

locked

1877 views

- No text -

locked

1845 views

locked

1870 views

I learned how to play this on the glockenspiel.

locked

1832 views

http://www.bluegraysky.com/forum/index.php?id=89179

locked

1797 views

Shit, I've got an accordian playlist.

locked

1756 views

I'm beginning to wonder if they weren't marimbas.

locked

1785 views

Marimba is highly probable, followed by traditional xylophone, then vibraphone.

Percussion line-up:

Marimba
[image]

Xylophone
[image]

Vibraphone
[image]

locked

1777 views

out of my head already.

locked

1989 views

- No text -

locked

1848 views

- No text -

locked

1868 views

- No text -

locked

1832 views

- No text -

locked

1904 views

but Deontay Greenberry is the best recruiting story of all time!"

locked

1839 views

- No text -

locked

1836 views

- No text -

locked

1778 views

in between shifts at the Apple factory.

locked

1806 views

We're royally fucked in the culture war.

locked

1858 views

this whole time. I'm now 375 pounds and TOTALLY F*CKIN JACKED UP!!!!

locked

1864 views

It'd be deemed too far-fetched.

This whole day rules.

locked

1877 views

Or that the school's mascot is the shark?

I mean, you really can't get this kind of coverage just anywhere.

locked

1863 views

or one of Carlos Gracie's 79 sons (pron. HY-reen).

locked

1865 views

which is slightly cleaner than the recruiting process.

locked

1834 views

- No text -

locked

1812 views

threads

locked

1833 views

Twitter was made for this moment:

Richard Obert @azc_obert Reply Retweet Favorite Â· Open
Breaking: Davonte Neal at the elementary school now ready to announce.

locked

1868 views

- No text -

locked

1809 views

I think. Crap. I get all them 'zonans confused.

locked

1853 views

Richard Obert @azc_obert
Davonte Neal wants to go to each classroom and apologize to the kids..
Retweeted by Irish Sports Daily

3m Richard Obert Richard Obert @azc_obert
Davonte Neal here at the school with friends . Will be signing shortly.
Retweeted by Irish Sports Daily

locked

1905 views

"Neal will make his way next to Ms. Schultz's 2nd Grade classroom, historically a very unforgiving group."

locked

1877 views

- No text -

locked

1779 views

- No text -

locked

1792 views

I've never seen a 5 year old dress someone down for lack of personal responsibility so effectively. That is one pissed off toddler.

locked

1902 views

stuff probably is. Christ, if you were to take a poll of the kids asking how old they thought Neal was, the average answer would be somewhere between 43 and 105.

locked

1812 views

You mean to tell me we can get paid to play a game, and grown men across the country will sit around all day waiting for me to draw on a piece of paper.

[image]

You get right the fuck out.

locked

1841 views

the Polo Grounds

Per Jason Sapp, the announcement is back on!

Irish!

Thanks, Pops!

Odd, I'm kind of disappointed that we didn't get f'ed here

I won't believe it until he actually catches a pass

Davonte Neal on the sideline of his first game for ND.

I thought that was Kiel?

No crap.

you know what time its?

This isn't going to end well

You know that feeling you got toward the end of Se7en?

DONT DO IT!

Still one of my favorite skits

Its a close call

Missing some great one

Yeah, if I have to stop and think about it

Magician Triste is a favorite

learn something new every day

02-05 really had some amazing work

The Barsanti Boys

Is that the one with Sbarro?

Oh you bodafongol!

it beats 73% being frozen in abject horror

That thing was even squirm inducing in rehearsals

It was no "What's my STD" that's for sure

no. comment. ever.

BOBBY!!!!!!

Don't forget this classic

Ok, yes. In a class all its own

I enjoyed the Kaufman-esqe skits the most.

WHAT'S IN THE BOOOOOOOX?

EMBRACE THE SUCK

"Neal to play choice's school fight song on recorder"

247 Radio says it's Arizona

Well, they had a 50/50 shot

It just gets better

they stand on principle, after all

or traffic on I-10.

Fox Sports AZ to Davonte

This is magical

It can't get any better

next up

Everyone grab an Auto-harp and two wood blocks!

HAH - awesome.

better yet

With a recorder solo.

This is the only time "glock duet" and college recruiting...

ISD chat is quite fun right now

Davonte Neal to Middle Tennessee State

My money is on Houston

Whitney?

Time to crack open a cold one

It is the only other fight song with Glockenspiel tab

he just ran out the side gym door

It's not a traditional LOI

Rather than a hat...He'll be picking a red or gold crayon

He's going to write it on cursive practice paper.

"Is cursive writing magic??"

SERPENTINE, DAVONTE! SERPENTINE!!!

HE REMEMBERS ME!

Can you imagine...

Brian Kelly didn't buy Applesmacks for the lounge

He left his hats in the car.

TRENDING: Flash poll: YUP! or NOPE!

Hands like cricket bats

The crime of sodomy with a rubber eggplant?

It's not black...its more like a....auber...aubergine?

I thought Italy had a king?

*ahem* "I thought they used a king"

Sorry, I used my Italian Intelligence

Well if it's on Muthaf'er then it's on G.

Somebody get the glockenspiels

GRAB THE XYLOPHONES, LET'S ROLL!!

They're glockenspiels, damn it.

I knew you had this covered

Told you so

I actually do. It's entitled "Rockenspiel!"

I think we need to roll the tape

Never saw any video, but its a grade school, right?

ahem "I thought they used a king"