My trump debate odds.

1-1: Insists he’s not weird but Harris is.
2-1: Rambles on incoherently about something completely unrelated to the question and unintelligible.
5-2: Goes off that he won in 2020.
5-1: Leaves the lectern and stalks around the stage.
6-1: Calls Harris unintelligent, dumb or stupid.
8-1: Starts talking about Haitians eating pet cats in Springfield OH.
10-1: Questions whether Harris is Black.
50-1: calls Harris the N word

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On the last one, he wanted to, oh how he wanted to.

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Because it's a combination of a cheesy mob movie and something out of Veep.

I keep chuckling at the idea of Trump yelling "figure it out, Abdul!" over the phone to some Taliban goon that isn't named Abdul.

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"Kicker Shuffle."

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1-1: Insists he’s not weird but Harris is.

Don't think this one hit?

2-1: Rambles on incoherently about something completely unrelated to the question and unintelligible.

Hit on about 95% of the questions. Should've been 1/9 odds.

5-2: Goes off that he won in 2020.

Hit.

5-1: Leaves the lectern and stalks around the stage.

Didn't hit.

6-1: Calls Harris unintelligent, dumb or stupid.

Hit - he referred to Biden and Harris jointly as "weak and stupid."

8-1: Starts talking about Haitians eating pet cats in Springfield OH.

Well, he said dogs, but I'll say hit.

10-1: Questions whether Harris is Black.

Oh buddy did he.

50-1: calls Harris the N word

No, but I'll be he thought about it. And she almost called him a POS, lol.

Could've made a lot of money.

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Her ability to restrain herself was impressive.

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"I can't believe I'm losing to this guy"

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I was a masterful performance. And she called it. She said he's going to talk about immigration no matter what the question is and he did exactly that.

Every time she threw some bait at him he swallowed the hook.

I was always going to vote for her but now I'm going to donate more money to her. There was only one President on that stage and it wasn't Trump.

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Pennsylvania, plus the Philadelphia vote, just like 2020.

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Joe was disoriented and his speech halting. He seemed confused the first 10 min, then settled in and was cogent, substance was fine, presentation tentative and very much coming off as an older man who is slipping.
Trump by contrast was unhinged. He spouted every wildass conspiracy theory out there. The pet eating was the most noteworthy but there were many others, like 9 states allowing “after birth abortions”, immigrant crime crisis, etc. He was confused, hostile, out of control and devoid of substance, data, facts, and any command of policy.
Ds went into an immediate public meltdown over their guy’s poor performance, while not R will say anything today. It’s a cult, not a serious political party capable of or even interested in governing.

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anyone with two brain cells to rub together can see that, but there's an awful lot of people with just one brain cell banging around in their skull trying to find a playmate. Too many.

I'm wondering what someone like Steve Schwartzman is thinking right now - someone who should really know better... I'm embarrassed for someone like that.

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government funding bill. And try to tee things up so that they can argue that the democrats are opposing including SAVE as part of the funding conclusively proves that they've thrown the border open wide so they can get more illegals in the country to vote.

Obviously, that argument is preposterous to any sane, educated, and informed person. But I don't think there are all that many of those folks still undecided.

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And accompanied him and Vance to the 9/11 ceremony today.
wtf

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the woman too crazy for MTG.

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I haven't paid close attention, so maybe I'm missing it, but he doesn't seem to have a Kellyanne Conway really running the bus this time.

I keep reading that this time he and his campaign are "too online," and it sure seems true.

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Isn’t that who Kellyanne Conway had to rescue in 2016?

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that coming. But here we are.

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I thought Harris noticed too but left it alone.

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But I think the "put out" thing was a reference to the information. That he read something the she "put out" about being newly black.

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coupled with his reposting of the meme about both Kamala and Hilary having their careers impacted by a blowjob, I don't think so.

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And he lost his train of thought mid sentence. I mean, he clearly said it, but it was in the context of “she said she was Indian, and she puts out … then she’s black”

and he says “black” in the weirdest way, like he’s putting scare quotes around it. “blieeack”

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and then got publicly owned for the next hour.

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Last night removed any doubt that the anti-anti-Trump folks and the "I'm writing in" folks want Trump to win without the moral responsibility of pulling the lever for him. Cowards, in other words.

A rational person could not look at what happened last night and think Trump is up to the job.

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“There is no state in this country where it is legal to kill a baby after its born.”

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The Notre Dame alum with the most punchable face is really up in arms that they called him out about that.

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Linus & Lucy for the Win!

https://x.com/NoahGarfinkel/status/1833708370974695574

BTW, on a serious note the 'Vince Guaraldi Trio' was a hell of a Jazz band.

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https://www.threads.net/@kaitlancollins/post/C_yB0Pdx2rj

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Nobody's lives "have been ruined" by the influx of immigrants to the town. It does create some legitimate challenges to be managed, related to schooling and other issues as mundane as safe driving on the local roads (apparently the law allows for driver's licenses to be issued to immigrants without actually passing the standard written & road tests). But let's not kid ourselves -- it could have been 15k white people dropped into a city of 60k, and it would still present a major challenge to the local infrastructure.

Also, that bearded twat doesn't give a solitary fuuuuuck about anything happening in Ohio. I guarantee that whatever meme metastasized on the internet was the first he acknowledged anything going on in little ol Springfield.

Also also, I love that people like JV are suddenly concerned about the well-being of...geese? Seriously? Anybody thinning the heard on that front is welcome in my community tomorrow.

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They could very easily have blown the driver's license thing out of proportion, and it would have least been based in truth and less obviously absurd and racist.

They can't even fearmonger about immigrants in a normal way.

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it's finding himself at the bottom of a hole and continuing to dig.

The man couldn't find his way out of a hard-to-achieve fuck-up if you gave him a map and foresight.

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Imagine if she turned to the camera and said something like, "I knew if I brought up his rallies, he would go off the rails, but 'eating the dogs' was weirder than anything I could have imagined. Imagine how easy it will be for world leaders to push his buttons and deal with him."

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/turn to the camera

"I have no idea what he just said, and I don't think he does either"

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“there is no state in this country where it is legal to kill a baby after it’s born.”

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"She wants to do transgender surgeries on illegal aliens in prison."

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It has everything. Aliens eating dogs, a performance by the J6 choir, Viktor Orban, conversion caravans…..

You mean a conversion van?

No::,, You know; it’s that thing…. Where illegal migrants get intentionally apprehended and incarcerated in order to get bottom surgery on the taxpayer dime….

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I think the children like it when I "get down" verbally.

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Push the button, bullshit comes out. Refill with bullshit from time to time. Find some set of suckers to stick a mic in front of him and some others with a media outlet to render the bullshit in something like English. Some idiots say “he kind of has a point there. I’m white and things used to be somewhat easier for me.”

I think of Jon Hamm’s character in the last season of Fargo saying to his son “Koreans are making cars now?”

Forty+ years of this. Over and over and over.

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I think we're gonna be seeing that in a lot of ads.

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Here's the word salad followed by the face plant

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"I can't promise I'll try - but I'll try to try."

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Well, your honor, we have plenty of hearsay and conjecture, those are *kinds* of evidence...

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His normal response would simply be to lie and say that he has a great plan, then attack Kamala’s plan. He got defensive and lost it.

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I wouldn't have thought so...but here we are.

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I don't know what moves the needle any more, but I couldn't be more impressed with her. He hasn't self-imploded, but he's not winning over any converts either.

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the Polo Grounds

6 out of 8 by my count

I really want the Taliban story to be true

I couldn't get past the image in my head of the old SNL

And sending Abdul a picture of his house.

Payouts

In my head she wanted to call him a MFer.

MF*a*

I thought she definitely did.

I think she almost did

was picturing Lovitz as Dukakis

She beat Trump by more than Trump beat Biden --

Your congressional district electoral vote could even matter

It could literally be the entire margin of victory

The margin of victory will come from 800,000 Poles in

It could. God help us if it comes down to that

Trump was worse than Biden

He's not a serious person...

Nope. They will triple down on the SAVE act as part of the

he was "a 4chan post come to life" as someone said

Laura Loomer flew w/ him yesterday

Otherwise known as

Also known as...

It is curious...

Instead he rehired Corey Lewandowski

You missed "says he heard Harris puts out." Didn't see

I heard that and thought the same as you.

Far be it from me to defend Trump

Maybe. But based on his facial expression when he said it,

I think he was just flustered

Not unlike how he pronounces “Chee-ina”

I like when Trump called Harris a Marxist

I thought everybody said that.

I’ve always thought her more of a Leninist

In case it wasn't clear already

What were the odds a fact checker would have to say

Those meanies David Muir and Linsey Davis

This is brilliant (headphones required)

jfc, Vance kept digging on CNN afterwards

My buddy has a mom and in-laws who live in Springfield.

You know what's funny?

If there's one thing JD Vance is good at

My other favorite post-debate tweet

I really wish she would have broken the third wall

could have used his line on Biden from the last debate

Best line of the debate though, belonged to Davis

This whopper has escaped wide attention

New York’s hottest club is DEBATE

FIG THING!!!!

respec

Thanks Stefon

That's great!

Amazing to realize that he might actually believe this shit.

Doesn’t believe anything, is just a performer.

Ah. And TSwift just endorsed her.

"Concepts of a plan"

the look on her face was priceless

Reminded me of a favorite Bart Simpson quote...

Mr. Hutz, do you have any evidence at all?

He was so clearly flustered

I laughed so hard

Is this one of those, "Who said it, Trump or Denbrock?"?

The pets bet paid out.

Aliens eating cats? *Alf has entered the chat*

Man, is she good.

1 million Shrute Bucks that he won in 2020.

MFa

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