to borrow from the Trump era poet laureate Jeff Tiedrich
It's awfully nice this morning not having to play America's favorite game for the last four years, What the Fuck Am I Waking Up To Today.
Reminds me of my favorite John Mulaney segment
That was my response to the first insurrection video
“This election was stolen but go home”
OH THATS WHAT I THOUGHT YOUD SAY YOU STPUID $&@&ING HORSE
I'm surprised the poems by the Trump era poet laureate
don't exclusively start with "There once was a man from Nantucket."
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At night, the ice weasels come.
I doubt that Trump has ever actually read a poem
I'd be genuinely shocked if he could name a single American writer beyond those involved in composing The Art of the Deal.
For what it's worth, our current Poet Laureate, Joy Harjo, is pretty badass:
https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/141852/she-had-some-horses-590104cf40742