I know some of you are on the edge of your seats...

Raymond Reddington is a badass.

Trailer #3

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Bettany can bring in a better performance than he had in that salute to mahfugliness, Mortdecai.

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I just don't know anymore. Maybe the culture has passed me by.

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Just imagine the smell by 7pm...

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Synopsis

Do you have the power to watch all 11 AVENGERS movies in the Marvel Cinematic Universe back-to-back? Take the challenge with this mega-marathon:

6:00pm IRON MAN

8:25pm THE INCREDIBLE HULK

10:35pm IRON MAN 2

1:00am THOR

3:10am CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE FIRST AVENGER

5:30am THE AVENGERS

8:48am IRON MAN 3

11:15am THOR: THE DARK WORLD

1:45pm CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER

4:20pm GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY

7:00pm AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON (RealD® 3D)

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was pretty decently entertaining.

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That theatre will smell fantastic.

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5 if Ultron ends up being good

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...ends with the robot and Stark smoking a stogie and drinking Scotch on a balcony.

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quips the man with one of the top 5 (or 6) ND Football message boards. And one of the Top 4 Birdman message boards.

It's the Jay Jinx in real time, isn't it?

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Ant Man?

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The run-up to the first AVENGERS was like 2005 ND. We're already well into 2006 ND, maybe even late-stages 2006. The studios will prod the margins of market viability with comic book ideas until they start failing. It is a matter of when, not if

The thing is, in the comics it was Ant Man that created Ultron.

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Pretty entertaining, but that thing did a 180 about two-thirds of the way through and careened right off the cliff. Went right in the shitter (literally).

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Over the top is as over the top does.

Watch some mumblecore and it all averages out.

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right into the symphony of exploding heads, the silly satellite thing, the poop chute proposal. I mean I laughed, but still. It went insane.

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implying it's yet another Asia targeted Hollywood movie...

which guarantees it will really suck.

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1 - Didn't we already see that scene where they circle up, surrounded by a thousand baddies?

2 - Still a dude with arrows. They should make him like Kenny on South Park.

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Start.

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Fin.

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They're Avengers. They assemble.

Also...you guys are some ornery MFers.

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I suspect we don't need to see it at all to know how it goes.

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FADE IN:

IRON MAN: Hey, I made this genius indestructible robot. Sorry.

AVENGERS: Oh, shit. He's probably going to try to take over the world. Many buildings will be damaged.

ULTRON: I'm going to take over the world.

AVENGERS: Figures

Ultron accomplishes 99% of world domination scheme

AVENGERS: Well, it was good while it lasted

IRON MAN: I'm a sociopath who doesn't care about anyone but himself, but, you know, I wish I was the the opposite. And NEVER GIVE UP.

ULTRON: I have you now.

HAWKEYE: (pew pew pew)

IRON MAN: Press his "off" button!!!

ULTRON: Cumberbatch

He dies.

AVENGERS: Yay!

The Avengers exit, stepping over the bodies of 100,000 dead Gothamites.

THE END

Insert scene with reference to obscure character from 1965 back issue of Fantastic Four.

GOTO 10

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Just wait until Captain America 3. That story will freak people out.

Oh wait. It's the same as the last Batman. No it won't.

I was a huge comic book nerd growing up, but these movies have long since run their course. I don't have any desire left to see any of them.

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you don't understand. Our world is becoming very reliant on technology. Very reliant. This is important

Sailed right over your head

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This might need a spoiler alert.

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the Polo Grounds

I know some of you are on the edge of your seats...

Really curious on how they handle The Vision. Hopefully Paul

I saw the Ant Man trailer over the weekend

No, it's the children who are wrong.

see you at AMC

Just saw the second Captain America and thought it

By the time Ultron starts

I count 4 ofthose as enjoyable movies

I really hope that Ultron...

"Maybe the culture has passed me by"

yes, but Ant Man

"I'll keep running it 'til they stop it"

Is Star Wars the one with the little wizard boy?

oh, I saw Kingsman

With the church fight scene?

that was just the pivot

Lots of those scenes take place in Korea

Two things

Hawkeye comic run by Dylan

Regarding #1

It'll be the Deus Ex Machina-est one yet

The whole thing looks familiar.

I found the script online

[profound bow]

That's perfect. Well done.

SPOILER:The Age of Ultron ending was leaked today. Its great

(pew pew pew) made me laugh.

crying

Bravo.

[whoosh]

Has Jay seen the first yet?