Your regular Phillip Daniels news update

by Jim (fisherj08) @, A Samoan kid's laptop, Wednesday, October 01, 2014, 10:55 (3489 days ago)

Jake from State Farm isn't really a guy?

by johnr, Wednesday, October 01, 2014, 13:14 (3489 days ago) @ Jim (fisherj08)

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There's a sale at Penny's!

by Pat (Moco), Bar, Urban Chophouse Short North, Wednesday, October 01, 2014, 12:06 (3489 days ago) @ Jim (fisherj08)

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Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

by MikeNJ ⌂ @, South Jersey, Wednesday, October 01, 2014, 12:22 (3489 days ago) @ Pat (Moco)

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#DaVinDacationDay

by Buck Mulligan, Martello Tower, Wednesday, October 01, 2014, 11:53 (3489 days ago) @ Jim (fisherj08)

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#sodarktheconofman

by BillyGoat, At Thanksgiving with Joe Bethersontin, Wednesday, October 01, 2014, 11:55 (3489 days ago) @ Buck Mulligan

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#KendallisaCoxswain

by FunkDoctorSpock, Your Nightmares, B* tches, Wednesday, October 01, 2014, 11:56 (3489 days ago) @ BillyGoat

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Is that an anagram?

by BillyGoat, At Thanksgiving with Joe Bethersontin, Wednesday, October 01, 2014, 12:00 (3489 days ago) @ FunkDoctorSpock

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A sad wax clone in silk?

by KelleyCook @, Wednesday, October 01, 2014, 13:05 (3489 days ago) @ BillyGoat

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Oh you saw the newer Star Wars movies too?

by piyachi, Wednesday, October 01, 2014, 15:23 (3488 days ago) @ KelleyCook

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In a secret meeting this weekend on St. Louis St.

by KelleyCook @, Wednesday, October 01, 2014, 11:44 (3489 days ago) @ Jim (fisherj08)

Absinthe Party!

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The Germans, in fact, did not bomb Pearl Harbor.

by Pat (Moco), Bar, Urban Chophouse Short North, Wednesday, October 01, 2014, 11:37 (3489 days ago) @ Jim (fisherj08)

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Turns out, Jon Snow isn't Ned Stark's bastard son.

by NDTerp, I am not Jay. I never have been Jay., Wednesday, October 01, 2014, 11:24 (3489 days ago) @ Jim (fisherj08)

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You can fit a gerbil anywhere.

by NDTerp, I am not Jay. I never have been Jay., Wednesday, October 01, 2014, 11:23 (3489 days ago) @ Jim (fisherj08)

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War (huh, good God, yawl) is good for absolutely nuthin'

by Jack @, Wednesday, October 01, 2014, 11:20 (3489 days ago) @ Jim (fisherj08)
edited by Jack, Wednesday, October 01, 2014, 14:01

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"Just heard Davaris will likely be cleared. Thx @Jay!"

by Mike (bart), Wednesday, October 01, 2014, 11:20 (3489 days ago) @ Jim (fisherj08)

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He just saved a bunch of money on his car insurance.

by Tim, Chicago, IL, Wednesday, October 01, 2014, 11:19 (3489 days ago) @ Jim (fisherj08)

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Matlock is not a real attorney.

by NDTerp, I am not Jay. I never have been Jay., Wednesday, October 01, 2014, 11:17 (3489 days ago) @ Jim (fisherj08)

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It's possible to order more than 1 kind of meat at Chipotle.

by NDTerp, I am not Jay. I never have been Jay., Wednesday, October 01, 2014, 11:17 (3489 days ago) @ Jim (fisherj08)

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On the same burrito? I didn't know that.

by beattherush @, Chicago, Wednesday, October 01, 2014, 11:25 (3489 days ago) @ NDTerp

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I mean sure, I order the tacos with a different meat in each

by Greg, seemingly ranch, Wednesday, October 01, 2014, 11:26 (3489 days ago) @ beattherush

And a different salsa for each, and they're happy to do it. But two kinds of meat in a single burrito? World-changing.

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The 2007 ND-UCLA game was a once in a lifetime experience, I hope

As the resident chipotle expert

by piyachi, Wednesday, October 01, 2014, 15:26 (3488 days ago) @ Greg

I concur.


Half barbacoa + half steak = 100% amazing

He found a plaintiff's lawyer to take the case.

by BillyGoat, At Thanksgiving with Joe Bethersontin, Wednesday, October 01, 2014, 11:17 (3489 days ago) @ Jim (fisherj08)

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The X-Files was a fictional television show.

by NDTerp, I am not Jay. I never have been Jay., Wednesday, October 01, 2014, 11:16 (3489 days ago) @ Jim (fisherj08)

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And this, from Kendall Moore

by Kevin @, Wednesday, October 01, 2014, 11:14 (3489 days ago) @ Jim (fisherj08)

@Kendall Moore: I was reinstated on August 31! Why hasn't anyone noticed? #fuckinjoeschmidt


[that's not a real tweet]

Kendall is a Coxswain

by FunkDoctorSpock, Your Nightmares, B* tches, Wednesday, October 01, 2014, 11:15 (3489 days ago) @ Kevin

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I want to go to Ole Miss just to make a Gameday sign.

by Chris @, Raleigh, NC, Wednesday, October 01, 2014, 11:18 (3489 days ago) @ FunkDoctorSpock

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"F--- everyone who isn't us."
#Team128

That would be all sorts of fantastic.

by FunkDoctorSpock, Your Nightmares, B* tches, Wednesday, October 01, 2014, 11:21 (3489 days ago) @ Chris

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The sun is hot.

by NDTerp, I am not Jay. I never have been Jay., Wednesday, October 01, 2014, 11:14 (3489 days ago) @ Jim (fisherj08)

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White Sox and Cubs revealed to play in the same city.

by NDTerp, I am not Jay. I never have been Jay., Wednesday, October 01, 2014, 11:13 (3489 days ago) @ Jim (fisherj08)

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Exchange John Walters had....

by FunkDoctorSpock, Your Nightmares, B* tches, Wednesday, October 01, 2014, 11:13 (3489 days ago) @ Jim (fisherj08)

@jdubs88: Reading the tea leaves (and Davaris Daniels' dad's tweets) makes u think he Frozen Five will be reinstated. Stay tuned.

@EyesonND: @jdubs88 There has only been one hearing thus far...and his son doesn't go up until Friday. Don't know what to take from his cryptic tweet.

Did anyone hear what happened at the "one" hearing?

by JRT, Island of Misfit Toys, Wednesday, October 01, 2014, 13:34 (3488 days ago) @ FunkDoctorSpock

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I heard that Bill Kirk was presiding over the committee

by Ken Fowler, Wednesday, October 01, 2014, 13:49 (3488 days ago) @ JRT

(kidding)

That's a terrible joke.

by beattherush @, Chicago, Wednesday, October 01, 2014, 19:54 (3488 days ago) @ Ken Fowler

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Where is he now? LinkedIn says he left Ave Maria.

by Ken Fowler, Wednesday, October 01, 2014, 19:55 (3488 days ago) @ beattherush

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Out of curiosity...

by Brendan ⌂ @, The Chemical and Oil Refinery State, Wednesday, October 01, 2014, 11:19 (3489 days ago) @ FunkDoctorSpock

Who is "EyesOnND," and why should we trust that he has any kind of inside info? Not a snark question.

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"Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." - Yeats

I don't know, but I note that Tom Mendoza is following him

by Jack @, Wednesday, October 01, 2014, 11:57 (3489 days ago) @ Brendan

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Tom Mendoza is following me.

by Tim, Chicago, IL, Wednesday, October 01, 2014, 12:01 (3489 days ago) @ Jack

And God knows I have absolutely nothing to say.

#veryhumblebrag

by PAK, Wednesday, October 01, 2014, 12:14 (3489 days ago) @ Tim

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Not really, or not intended.

by Tim, Chicago, IL, Wednesday, October 01, 2014, 12:23 (3489 days ago) @ PAK

I think he's following thousands of people. I'd assumed he had some sort of auto-follow on because I think he started following me almost immediately after I followed him. Or maybe he sees potential in me that I don't even see in myself.

Anyway, my point was I don't think the fact that Mendoza is following that insider-sounding account is any sort of imprimatur.

Oh I know, totally joking.

by PAK, Wednesday, October 01, 2014, 12:27 (3489 days ago) @ Tim

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No idea and I don't know if we should.

by FunkDoctorSpock, Your Nightmares, B* tches, Wednesday, October 01, 2014, 11:33 (3489 days ago) @ Brendan

Just noticed the exchange, and know that Walters is someone who DOES have credibility.

Flingers eliminates flair rule for wait staff

by NDTerp, I am not Jay. I never have been Jay., Wednesday, October 01, 2014, 11:13 (3489 days ago) @ Jim (fisherj08)

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IF it was announced today that DVD was back ...

by Mark, O Town, Wednesday, October 01, 2014, 11:04 (3489 days ago) @ Jim (fisherj08)

Do you think he'd get any significant PT vs Stanford?

These guys have been out a long time ... I'm not sure any of them could be game ready without a couple of weeks of practice ...

Per the article last week, doesn't seem the Daniels

by ReginaldVelJohnson @, Wednesday, October 01, 2014, 11:13 (3489 days ago) @ Mark

was all that interested in keeping up with the workout program. At least not with Longo. Working out on your own is fine, but you wonder if it's actually adequate.

Kelly said either Sunday or yesterday...

by Slainte Joe @, Raleigh, Wednesday, October 01, 2014, 12:46 (3489 days ago) @ ReginaldVelJohnson

that all five have kept up their conditioning.

Daniels, yes.

by Kevin @, Wednesday, October 01, 2014, 11:10 (3489 days ago) @ Mark

Wide receiver is hard but not complicated. I think he could come back as long as he's in shape.

Williams, too. Russell might need a little time, but if anyone could walk back in and chip in at corner/nickel, he could.

By the way, John Walters had his own interesting post:

John Walters ‏@jdubs88 20m20 minutes ago
Reading the tea leaves (and Davaris Daniels' dad's tweets) makes u think he Frozen Five will be reinstated. Stay tuned.

I think you'd see Williams and Russell play

by Greg, seemingly ranch, Wednesday, October 01, 2014, 11:16 (3489 days ago) @ Kevin

Each between 8 and 15 snaps, and solely on third and long (i.e. clear passing downs). The orders would be simple -- Ishaq would be an edge rusher with no contain responsibility, just going to tee off on Hogan; Keivarae would be on the field only to play man coverage. Those two jobs are simple, and if the kids have been doing strength/conditioning training they could do them -- particularly if the snaps were limited.

I think that Daniels would have too tough a time establishing timing/rhythm with Golson and he's not the best breakaway threat we have, so it would not be worth messing up the current WR rotation just to get him in on 3 days practice after 7 weeks or so of being off. The other two guys were basically backups or time-splitters before the investigation, so they wouldn't be in must-play status either.

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The 2007 ND-UCLA game was a once in a lifetime experience, I hope

I think Davaris is really damn good.

by Kevin @, Wednesday, October 01, 2014, 11:18 (3489 days ago) @ Greg

I might overrate him because he was the only player to show up for the title game, but I think he could help a lot, right away. Particularly on 2nd/3rd-and-long.

I can't disagree on his talent and effort, but...

by Greg, seemingly ranch, Wednesday, October 01, 2014, 11:36 (3489 days ago) @ Kevin

...I think that what he's good at requires him and Golson to be on the same page, and that requires them to have time to work together. If it had been Brown or Fuller and their job was "go far, fast" then I'd see playing a WR who had been off for weeks. But a guy who needs to run routes where decision-making and timing are key is not a guy I am generally going to want on the field against one of our toughest 3 opponents after just 3 days of practice.

Doesn't mean I wouldn't want to see him on the field if Kelly found a way to use him that would exploit his talents without creating too great a risk of turnover if he and Golson don't read a coverage the same way or their timing is not precise.

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The 2007 ND-UCLA game was a once in a lifetime experience, I hope

He's definitely the only guy

by Mark, O Town, Wednesday, October 01, 2014, 11:24 (3489 days ago) @ Kevin

I trust to consistently outmuscle the defense and pull a ball down with fouling CBs drapped all over his back.

Nay...

by BillyGoat, At Thanksgiving with Joe Bethersontin, Wednesday, October 01, 2014, 11:33 (3489 days ago) @ Mark

#incoreyitrust.

For some reason...

by scriptcomesfirst @, Wednesday, October 01, 2014, 11:44 (3489 days ago) @ BillyGoat

I read that as In Corey It Rust

It isn't clear to me whose playing time would get reduced

by Mike (bart), Wednesday, October 01, 2014, 11:14 (3489 days ago) @ Kevin

I mean, Fuller has been one of the top 2 or 3 soph receivers in the country this season, Robinson just had a career game, Hunter just got his feet wet, but is more in tune with the team right now than Daniels.

Maybe Brown?

Watch Davaris be the only one who comes back

by Kevin @, Wednesday, October 01, 2014, 11:16 (3489 days ago) @ Mike (bart)

And he's 15 pounds heavy and never plays. ND should have paid Michigan State to take those five into the Spartan "strength program" for the past two months. Ishaq would come back looking like the black JJ Watt.

Nonsense...

by BillyGoat, At Thanksgiving with Joe Bethersontin, Wednesday, October 01, 2014, 11:19 (3489 days ago) @ Kevin

JJ Watt has much shorter hair.

"We made sure to give 110% on every play,

by Mike (bart), Wednesday, October 01, 2014, 11:18 (3489 days ago) @ Kevin

just like Coach Dantonio said"

I would loan him to MSU for their game against Michigan just so he can drop the 3 TDs on him that they deserve

Have to doubt it

by Mike (bart), Wednesday, October 01, 2014, 11:10 (3489 days ago) @ Mark

no idea what kind of shape he's in, no time to have gotten timing together with Golson, other WRs playing well, etc.

Maybe you could work him into one specific package, plus some special teams, but that's about it.

It's a shame because he was pretty good against them last year

Considering DVDs inability to be on the same page w his QB

by Mark, O Town, Wednesday, October 01, 2014, 11:13 (3489 days ago) @ Mike (bart)

I think DVD would only work with the simplified instructions posted below by Jim (fisherj08) .

He seemed to have much better chemistry with Golson

by BillyGoat, At Thanksgiving with Joe Bethersontin, Wednesday, October 01, 2014, 11:15 (3489 days ago) @ Mark

than with Tommy.

You could probably play them with simplified instructions

by Jim (fisherj08) @, A Samoan kid's laptop, Wednesday, October 01, 2014, 11:09 (3489 days ago) @ Mark

For example, "Davaris, you're going to just run a go route here" or "Ishaq, just rush the passer"

The "Matt Shelton Strategy" from 2004:

by ReginaldVelJohnson @, Wednesday, October 01, 2014, 11:17 (3489 days ago) @ Jim (fisherj08)

Just run fast down the field, and we'll chuck it to you.

Isn't that just AirGolson(tm) 101?

by Mark, O Town, Wednesday, October 01, 2014, 11:23 (3489 days ago) @ ReginaldVelJohnson

Heck, it even worked for the deceptively fast white guy John Goodman, right?

Wouldn't it be funny

by Brendan ⌂ @, The Chemical and Oil Refinery State, Wednesday, October 01, 2014, 11:04 (3489 days ago) @ Jim (fisherj08)

If Kelly secretly reinstates everyone as part of suprise/fuck-you strategy for Stanford, and Papa Daniels blows it by overtweeting? Would somehow seem appropriate. Apple and tree, and all that.

I don't think Kelly would do that. It's just a funny hypothetical.

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"Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." - Yeats

Wouldn't reporters notice them at practice, though?

by Pat (Moco), Bar, Urban Chophouse Short North, Wednesday, October 01, 2014, 13:01 (3489 days ago) @ Brendan

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They don't attend practice during the season

by Jeremy (WeIsND), Offices of Babip Pecota Vorp & Eckstein, Wednesday, October 01, 2014, 13:05 (3489 days ago) @ Pat (Moco)

Though I think it would be pretty tough to keep that under wraps.

Not that hard. Just put everybody in pinnies.

by Brendan ⌂ @, The Chemical and Oil Refinery State, Wednesday, October 01, 2014, 13:38 (3488 days ago) @ Jeremy (WeIsND)

Note: Lest there be any doubt, I'm joking.

And Pat, PLAY ALONG DAMN YOU!

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"Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy." - Yeats

#peace

by Chris @, Raleigh, NC, Wednesday, October 01, 2014, 11:01 (3489 days ago) @ Jim (fisherj08)

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"F--- everyone who isn't us."
#Team128

His homophone game is on point

by HullieAndMikes, Yelling at Sam Cane, Dunedin, Wednesday, October 01, 2014, 11:02 (3489 days ago) @ Chris

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He is clearly not homophobic

by Jeff (BGS) @, A starter home in suburban Tempe, Wednesday, October 01, 2014, 12:26 (3489 days ago) @ HullieAndMikes

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At night, the ice weasels come.

#doesnotcompute

by Silk, St. Louis, Wednesday, October 01, 2014, 11:00 (3489 days ago) @ Jim (fisherj08)

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Buy 1 suit, get 57 free at Jos. A. Bank through this weekend

by Pat (Moco), Bar, Urban Chophouse Short North, Wednesday, October 01, 2014, 10:57 (3489 days ago) @ Jim (fisherj08)

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You're gonna like the way you look.

by Bryan (IrishCavan), Howth Castle and Environs, Wednesday, October 01, 2014, 11:01 (3489 days ago) @ Pat (Moco)

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That's Men's Warehouse, dude. You sartorial snobs

by Clay, Wednesday, October 01, 2014, 12:14 (3489 days ago) @ Bryan (IrishCavan)

need to check yourselves doggin JAB.

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