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by Pat (Moco), Bar, Urban Chophouse Short North, Thursday, October 27, 2011, 07:32 (4555 days ago) @ Jay
edited by Pat (Moco), Thursday, October 27, 2011, 09:04

The way things have played out, I now see the following divisions amongst the fanbase:

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1. Pro-Jumbo, Like Kelly
-Love him no mater what he does or says, i.e. would have to kill a puppy but even then they'll just start to hate dogs.

2. Pro-Jumbo, Wary on Coach
-Thinks a jumbo brings more positives than negatives but have not made up their minds on the coach

3. Pro-Jumbo, Hate Kelly
-Nothing Kelly does would save him in their minds but they love gigantic video screens.
-I think these people are a myth since I have yet to encounter one.

4. Anti-Jumbo, Like Kelly
-Want to preserve ND in its traditional state but generally favor the coach and like the direction the team is headed in.

5. Anti-Jumbo, Wary on Coach
-Same as above but want more time to decide whether or not Kelly has the team headed in the right direction
-I think this is one of the more popular positions.

6. Anti-Jumbo, Hate Kelly
-Think Kelly is all that is wrong with the world and his suggestion of a jumbo is poisoning the sanctity of Notre Dame

7. Indifferent/Wary Jumbo, Like Kelly
-Don't care about the jumbos OR concerned about them but not up-in-arms and love the coach because he leads the lads.

8. Indifferent/Wary Jumbo, Wary on Coach
-Don't really care about a jumbotron/concerned about it's use if implemented but want more time to decide if Kelly is Holtz.
-I think this is another popular selection.

9. Indifferent/Wary Jumbo, Hates Kelly
-Pretty much what it says, though, like with the one above, I doubt any of these people exist.

10. Pro-"Whatever the obnoxious fans don't want simply because they don't want it because their ranting is comical", Wary on Coach
-Generally don't care one way or the other on a video board and are waiting to make up their mind on the coach but find a particular segment of the fanbase so obnoxious that they favor the exact opposite whatever said-portion of the fanbase supports so as to wallow in said-portion of the fanbase's misery.
-It should be noted that this position doesn't want Notre Dame to fail at all or make a decision simply to piss off a portion of the fanbase. Rather, they are 8s but with an addendum, i.e. 8s in reality but find themselves leaning towards 2 because of said-fans.
-I think this is where I fit.

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just like back in the yard - Jay, 2011-10-27, 07:22
- Man, I always miss all the fun - Jack, 2011-10-27, 10:02
- What did I miss? - tex29, 2011-10-27, 08:17
  - Well first - Pat (Moco), 2011-10-27, 08:37
  - as the great philosopher David Lee Roth once said - Jay, 2011-10-27, 08:25
- Hey, Kevin. - Slainte Joe, 2011-10-27, 07:38
  - Feeling's mutual. - Kevin, 2011-10-27, 09:52
    - Naturally. - Slainte Joe, 2011-10-27, 10:50
      - Wait, is he the first baseman? - Jeff (BGS), 2011-10-27, 11:04
        
        Who - Jack, 2011-10-27, 12:15
        
        Certainly. - Chris, 2011-10-27, 11:06
        
        I can take you . - Slainte Joe, 2011-10-27, 11:16
        
        This is what draws you out? - Chris, 2011-10-27, 11:21
      - No, I do. - Kevin, 2011-10-27, 11:03
- Slaintejoe, making friends across the universe. - Chris, 2011-10-27, 07:33
- We could blame it on Jeff again, if we'd like. - Joe, 2011-10-27, 07:32
  - Toonces, no! - Jeff (BGS), 2011-10-27, 08:14
- for the record, Kevin doesn't dislike BK personally - Jay, 2011-10-27, 07:25
- The jumbotron thread brought this to mind. - Pat (Moco), 2011-10-27, 07:25
  - can you repost your chart? - Jay, 2011-10-27, 07:25
    - Jay, we need one of your patented Venn diagrams - Jack, 2011-10-27, 10:04
    - I do as Master wishes. - Pat (Moco), 2011-10-27, 07:32
      - I think my assholery goes to 11! - KelleyCook, 2011-10-27, 11:53
      - This would be me... - MadisonDomer, 2011-10-27, 08:57
      - I think there should be another category. - tex29, 2011-10-27, 08:40
        
        That's a language fail on my part. - Pat (Moco), 2011-10-27, 09:01
        
        Off the field? - Bill, 2011-10-27, 08:52
        
        Yes. In the media room, specifically. But also some of the - tex29, 2011-10-27, 09:22
        
        I was kidding below - Greg, 2011-10-27, 09:33
        
        No worries. I am certainly wrong my fair share of the time, - tex29, 2011-10-27, 11:19
        
        Okay. Thanks. - Bill, 2011-10-27, 09:24
        
        Before, during, and after the game - Greg, 2011-10-27, 09:02
        
        This describes me. - Angel, 2011-10-27, 08:45
        
        Aren't you part of the media? - domer.mq, 2011-10-27, 08:46
        
        I like this - bpeters07, 2011-10-27, 08:44
        
        Ditto. - PMan, 2011-10-27, 08:41
      - I'd say I'm a 3.5 - Jeff (BGS), 2011-10-27, 08:36
        
        The Unicorn! - Pat (Moco), 2011-10-27, 08:38
      - PreUSC between a 8 and a 5. PostUSC a 5. PostComments a 5.5. - Savage, 2011-10-27, 08:10
        
        Interesting. - Slainte Joe, 2011-10-27, 08:11
        
        the execution of the piped in music was that poor - HumanRobot, 2011-10-27, 08:19
        
        I wonder what, if anything, was planned but not executed. - LaFortune Teller, 2011-10-27, 08:21
        
        I maintain - Jim (fisherj08), 2011-10-27, 08:21
        
        I find it more interesting than that, even. - Greg, 2011-10-27, 08:16
        
        What'd Taylor say? - domer.mq, 2011-10-27, 08:19
        
        Said that the senior class needed to get the team in order - Greg, 2011-10-27, 08:27
      - Kelly would be a 1 - Jay, 2011-10-27, 08:10
      - I'd be a 10, but I'm not wary enough - Greg, 2011-10-27, 08:08
        
        There's a place for everyone in Moco's Chart! - Pat (Moco), 2011-10-27, 08:33
        
        Sweet! - Greg, 2011-10-27, 08:55
      - Good solid 7 and a half - JN, 2011-10-27, 08:01
      - I think the lower left corner should be "solid six". - LaFortune Teller, 2011-10-27, 07:50
      - #5 - Pat, 2011-10-27, 07:45
        
        I'm a solid 5 myself. - Bryan (IrishCavan), 2011-10-27, 07:54
      - First time in my life I've been a 10. (Edited) - domer.mq, 2011-10-27, 07:42
        
        I don't think being a #10 is terribly productive - HumanRobot, 2011-10-27, 07:55
        
        Yes, but it makes me feel good. - Pat (Moco), 2011-10-27, 08:21
        
        I want ND to succeed wildly. - domer.mq, 2011-10-27, 08:06
        
        I think that's a slight misinterpretation of the 10 position - Dylan, 2011-10-27, 08:01
        
        that's not how Moco described it - HumanRobot, 2011-10-27, 08:03
        
        I didn't mean to make it out that way. - Pat (Moco), 2011-10-27, 08:09
        
        Some men just want to watch the world burn. - Jim (fisherj08), 2011-10-27, 07:58
        
        you're right, it's essentially an anarchist position - HumanRobot, 2011-10-27, 08:01
        
        well said - Jay, 2011-10-27, 07:56
      - #5 - Jay, 2011-10-27, 07:36
        
        ditto - HumanRobot, 2011-10-27, 07:41
      - I'm 8, trying hard not to become 10. - Joe, 2011-10-27, 07:33
        
        Well, I'm probably a 7 - Bill, 2011-10-27, 07:43
        
        I like this too - Jeremy (WeIsND), 2011-10-27, 08:16
        
        Same. - Jim (fisherj08), 2011-10-27, 07:45
        
        I want a jumbotron that only shows message board posts - Mike (bart), 2011-10-27, 07:37
        
        What if it just has TweetDeck? - Chris, 2011-10-27, 07:39
        
        I keep trying to sell this idea. - domer.mq, 2011-10-27, 07:44
        
        read aloud by Officer Tim McCarthy - Jay, 2011-10-27, 07:39
        
        "May I have your attention please?" - Mike (bart), 2011-10-27, 07:45
        
        I've not seen a good mascot/sponsored food item race in ages - Joe, 2011-10-27, 07:38
        
        If you come to a Nats game, you can watch the Presidents! - Pat (Moco), 2011-10-27, 07:42
        
        #letteddywin - Jim (fisherj08), 2011-10-27, 07:43
        
        I think I'd go with an 8 as well. - Chris, 2011-10-27, 07:36

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