You forgot chest thumping--too urban,

by Clay, Tuesday, September 02, 2014, 08:32 (3495 days ago) @ Greg

shows "me first" attitude.

Sideline hairstyles--too swoopy and appear to employ mousse, hairspray, or brylcream. Decidedly un-crewcutty.

Starting running back and linebacker have 3% body fat. Displays vanity and poor quantity of red meat and fried potatoes consumption. A man eats a steak.

Aforementioned Collinsworth wears a gold chain. Again, too urban.


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