Is how funny everyone in the room thinks this guy is. Literally, all he's doing is just listing events and people's names. "Charlie Weis, Manti Te'o..." and the room is up for grabs like he's the funniest guy in the world.

I'm not offended as a Notre Dame fan. I'm offended as a comedian.

Okay, I made this one up...I think.

Steve Everitt pumped my gas for me just last week.

he was right at least once in his life. That's probably it though.

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He had a dagger tattooed down his spine to symbolize the knife in the back that Everitt felt Cleveland got from team owner Art Modell. Moreover, at halftime of the Ravens' inaugural game, against the Oakland Raiders, Everitt wrapped his head in a Browns bandanna for all to see when he removed his helmet on the sideline.

For that caper, the NFL fined him $5,000.

"I had nothing against Baltimore or its fans," said Everitt, recalling the episode. "But I'd left so many friends in Cleveland that I felt [the bandanna] was the best way to thank them and to get in a dig at the owners.

"The Modells can burn in hell for all I care."

Read more: http://www.baltimoresun.com/sports/bal-sp.wherenow16nov16,0,5941986.story#ixzz2TggwuhC0

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Last season Steve Everitt ranted about how tOSU was "stuck" with Braxton Miller. The Google machine shows the quote as: "but I mean they're stuck with that quarterback for the next two or three years," he said. "That's fine with me," he added.

Tell me, Steve, how did that last season work out for tOSU? How's this season being projected as?

I'm pretty sure this is the first time anyone has ever uttered the words, "I'm curious as to what Steve Everitt thinks"

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