Way OT: This may be the greatest thing that has happened
on reality television. Low bar, I realize, but still this whole thing has been a fantastic meltdown. You should probably just start by watching the episode of Kitchen Nightmares:
And then this happened:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/this-is-the-most-epic-brand-meltdown-on-facebook-...
And then this happened:
http://www.uproxx.com/tv/2013/05/kitchen-nightmares-amy-was-afraid-her-crazy-husband-wa...
Dear Lord, I don't even know how to process any of this.